Singapore Metblog
Warid Telecom
I got this mail from a friend about Warid's offering, can't say how reliable the info is but i'm posting it anyways
"...for prepaid
Warid telecom will give u free SMS
2.5/min call anywhere in pakstan including all taxes !!
300 rs sim 250rs will be already in ur sim which means 50rs ki sim wow and no 15 day expiration like telenor and free home delivery service which mean ur sim will be at ur home without u standing in a big lines lol!! and can also recharge ur friends balance from ur sim number !!!
and MMS/GPRS every thing availiable and they will also Give free sim to All ALFALAH CREDIT CARD HOLDERS and ALFALAH employee will get 3 sim free one for them self and two for there family member. Unlimited validity for both incoming/outgoing.
ANd will Jump in market in b/w 1-10 april and its connection will be avaliable through out pakistan And The most Important it will give u free calling time durin ur saturday and sunday late night but after 12 am !!..."
Who Let the Dogs Out
Since I had nothing better to do, I dragged two of my friends to the Dog Show organized by the Kennel Club of Pakistan, opposite Bilawal house. Their initial reaction was,
kya tumhai kuttai dekhnai gana hai, but we ended up having a good time. From there we headed off to Flamingo for some Strawberry shake, then went and sat at Indulge for a while thinking about what to do next. Ended up going for a game of bowling, which by the way I won :D
Having built up a bit of an appetite by now we grabbed ourselves a Shawarma each from this new place a friend of mine discovered, I think its called Shawarma House, since they have no seating
arrangement we went and sat at Seaview. Reached home late with the ice cream my parents had asked me to pick up from Baloch, but they had already gone to bed. Oh well, they can have it tomorrow.
Haleem Party
Went to a Haleem party at a friends place last night. Started cooking at around midnight and it was ready by about five in the morning. Turned out quite well. Played
one tip (a form of cricket in which a batsman is out even if the fielder catches the ball after a single bounce), sang songs, danced, reminiscing about school days and told dirty jokes. Bottom line, had loads of fun, got home at seven and slept all day.
Where do babies come from?
This is the gist of a conversation I had with my parents when I was about 7 or 8. We were having breakfast as far as i can remember and it was probably a sunday morning, since both my parents were there.
Me: Where do babies come from?
Parent: *stunned, look at each other*...what?
Me: Where did I come from?
Parent: Allah mia(God) sent you
Me: But how, how did i get here?
Parent: ummm...from mommies stomach
Me: How did I get in there?
Parent: You were always there
Me: So how did i know when to come out?
Parent: uummm....mommy had to take some medicine
Me: Oh...so what would happen if someone who is not married takes this medicine or a man takes this medicine.
Parent: *shocked*...eat your breakfast
Don't ask me how i remember all this...i just do, so anyways for the next few years thats how I thought babies were made and would proudly spread my knowledge to my friends as well until one day a cousin of mine who studied in the American School asked me
Cousin: You know how babies are made?
Me: Yes, mommies have to take some medicine
Cousin: *laughing his ass off*...who told you that?
Me: mommy daddy told me.
Cousin: *still trying to contain his laughter*...thats now how they are made (and he went on to enlighten me)
Me: HUH!!!
In case you are wondering what made me write about this, well i caught an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond last night in which he was giving his daughter the sex talk so that brought back a few memories. Anybody curious about the best way to deal with such question check out
this site
Too close for comfort
Went to Black Fish last night and then to Karachi Broast for dinner. On the way home, close to midnight, the above happened. I have no idea how that car managed to stop, I was just waiting for the end.
Singapore is a FINE City
This is from a t-shirt my sis got me
ADMITTED!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! I got in, i got into NUS ... woooohhhoooooo :D
i know its no Harvard or Wharton but for me it is Harvard Wharton Kellogg all in one :p
Burn the rope, flush down the pill and lets do the macarena ...**taking deep breaths**...
Oh man its such a relief. I know i still need to get my visa and knowing my luck....but i'm not going to go there now, i'm just going to enjoy the moment.
I've prayed more in the last few months than i probably have in a whole year, i just hope i don't stop now, we humans r such selfish pigs, but right now i am one happy selfish piggy :D
Public Service Message!
Fact
I look ridiculous in a moustache.
Things to do
Go to the hardware store ... buy a rope ... go home ... take stool into the room ... place it under the fan ... get onto the stool ... make a loop at one end of the rope ... tie the other end to the fan ... stare through the loop ..........
